A little bit of Nowhere

A little bit of Nowhere

Ever notice how it's the little things in life that amuse us so much? More to the point, ever notice how it's the silly little idiocies in life that amuse us more than anything else? Well, this is not as much ''the little blog that could'' as it is ''the blog that enjoys going up the down escalator in your local mall.'' Will it have anything of real importance? No, probably not. But enjoy the ride never the less!

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Thursday, January 13, 2005

"Now Kids, Today We're Learning About Safety.
Namely, How To Disengage the Safety Catch To This Automatic Weapon..."

I find myself sitting here writing this little bit of nowhere, as the apartment is filled with the melodious sounds of Mel exclaiming, "Fuck! I cleared that fireball and the damned game knows it!" Currently, the score appears to be: Super Mario Bros. Two: 54, Mel: 1.

But let's move on to something more wholesome, something that can appeal to everyone in the family!

The library: a source for wisdom and knowledge. A family-friendly place of reputation and dignity, where you'll find only the highest quality of family videos and DVDs. So imagine the look on my face when Mel pointed out to me that our local library branch has the Battle Royale DVD, complete in all its resplendid glory right down to the red "Warning! R-rated for gory scenes of school kids stabbing/shooting/mangling/blowing the crap out of each other!" sticker slapped across the back of the cover.

And to think: we found this one in the Non-Fiction Video section too. Was there a BA Act passed that I was unaware of? Not to mention, I now wonder if I'll be able to find a La Blue Girl DVD in the Non-Fiction Video section, sandwiched somewhere between "Zinc: It's Not Just In Your Breakfast Anymore" and "Mommy, What's That Dog Doing To That Other Dog?"

In other news, I have found what I want for Christmas: http://store1.yimg.com/I/thundermall_1824_2183256

Ah, Puppet Angel. Who knew David Boreanaz would look so good in felt?

posted by Phillip at 9:34 AM

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